Remington Steele
Season Five
UPDATED 29 November 2001
Posted Transcript of "Steeled With A Kiss" Pts I and II

 Try this for a deep, dark secret. The great detective Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I always loved excitement, so I studied and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so . . . feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly, there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm. Until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name.
Regular Cast:
Stephanie Zimbalist . . Laura Holt
Pierce Brosnan . . Remington Steele
Doris Roberts . . . . Mildred Krebbs
Jack Scalia . . . . . . Tony Roselli
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The Steele That Wouldn't Die Part 1&2  01/05/87 Written by: Brad Kern
Guest Stars: Norman Keyes:James Tolkan || Estelle Becker:Mary Ellen Trainor || Juan:Bert Rosario
The story picks up where it left off last May: with Laura and the mysterious Mr. Steele being wed by the captain of a Mexican fishing boat.
Steele Hanging In There Part 1 02/03/87 Written by: Robin Bernheim
Guest Stars: Shannon Wayne:Sarah Douglas || Gladys Lynch:Frances Conroy || Norman Metzger:Irving Metzman
Back in Los Angeles, it gets tougher for the Steeles to continue their marriage charade when a woman from Steele's past shows up, intending to become the real Mrs. Steele; and Tony, the phony archaeologist from Mexico, turns up in Los Angeles as an Immigrations agent.
Steele Hanging In There Part 2 02/10/87  Written by: Robin Bernheim
Guest Stars: Shannon Wayne:Sarah Douglas || Sterling Fitch:Ronald Leigh-Hunt || Man In Tavern:Colm Meaney || H.R. Rigby:John Hammil || Roderick Smithers:Milton Johns || Nicholas Theodopolis:Bernard Kay || Edward Helmsley:Sean Lawlor
In London, Steele is blackmailed by Tony into making a dangerous delivery. Meanwhile, Laura finds out why the woman from Steele's past has reappeared, claiming to be his wife.
Steeled With A Kiss Part 1&2 02/17/87  Written by:Brad Kern and
                                                                                             Robin Bernheim
Guest Stars: Daniel Chalmers:Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. || Marisa Peters:Barbara Babcock || Kemadov:Stephen Yardley || Fitch:Ronald Leigh-Hunt || Petrossian :Jeremy Clyne || Mickeline O'Flynn:Derry Power || Inspector O'Brien:Alan Devlin || Bridgit:Eleanor Feeley || Bartender:Brendan O'Duill
The Irish castle Steele inherited seems to be the perfect hiding place for Tony until he can prove he's not a double agent. Meanwhile, Daniel Chalmers must deliver Tony to the KGB as part of a scam he is running.
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