More Steele With A Twist
Episode Four

"I hate this, Laura," Steele muttered as he watched her snag a glass of champagne from a tray. "It's not going to work. The Agency's reputation will be in tatters-"

"Shh," Laura admonished, sipping the champagne. "Why must you always look on the dark side of the cloud, Mr. Steele?" she asked him. "We're at a formal affair, surrounded by all of the beautiful people, any of whom could be a future client thanks to the publicity Mr. Cosgrove's gem collection has generated. Plenty of champagne and canapés-"

"And a hunk of glass in your handbag that could get both of us arrested if it's found there," he finished, looking around as if expecting the police to move in any moment.

"For a piece of glass? Paste? A third rate copy of-" She smiled, recalling his reaction to the copy of the diamond that was the center of Mr. Cosgrove's display, his insistence that NO one would mistake it for the real thing, even at a glance. It had only been Daniel's assurance that three other men in Buenos Aires, Hong Kong and Istanbul all believed that they were the owners of the same diamond that he had amended his pronouncement.

"No need to throw my words back at me, Miss Holt," Steele said, relaxing only a bit as he saw a couple enter the room from the opposite door. "Murphy and Bernice just arrived."

Laura lifted her glass in their direction as the couple crossed the room. "Steele. Laura."

She ran a finger up the lapel of his tuxedo. "Nice, Murph. You don't look half bad in a tux."

Murphy ignored Bernice's amused smirk as he ran his finger around the collar. "I feel like a damn monkey," he complained.

"Nonsense, Murphy," Steele assured him. "You look fine- considering that it's a rented tuxedo."

"Very funny. Not all of us have need of a tuxedo all the time," Murphy reminded him, but he grinned just the same. "Anything going on here?"

"It's quiet, so far," Steele said. "You're certain the guards are at their stations?"

"I checked as we came in," Murphy told him. "What is HE doing here?" he asked, frowning as he looked at the door.

Laura and Steele's gazes followed Murphy's, and Steele grabbed Laura's half full champagne glass, draining it as he saw Daniel entering the room.

"Talk about doing justice to a tux," Bernice sighed. "Yeow!"

"He does cut a dashing figure, eh, Bernice?" Laura agreed.

"But what is Daniel Chalmers doing HERE?" Murphy asked again. "At the gem show?"

"It's a free country, Murphy," Steele said. "I'm sure he's just keeping busy. Idle hands and all that-" He grabbed Laura's elbow. "Come along, Miss Holt. I need to speak to our client. Keep your eyes open, Murphy."

"Yeah," Murphy said as they moved away. "Believe me, I will."

Bernice watched Murphy and frowned. "Okay, Sherlock, what's going on?"

"What do you mean?"

"I've worked with you long enough to know that expression. Give."

"Does Steele seem nervous to you?"

"Hey, I'd be nervous too if it was my name on the line tonight. IF anything happens to those gems- especially that gorgeous diamond he's history. And speaking of the diamond. *I'm* going to go and see it."

"You've seen one diamond, you've seen em all," Murphy commented, following Bernice toward the gem room, glancing occasionally to where Amos Cosgrove was speaking to Daniel Chalmers.

"Mr. Chalmers! What a pleasant surprise. I didn't know that you were in Los Angeles."

Daniel shook the older man's hand, smiling. "I'm here on business. Came up suddenly. I didn't know that you were going to put the diamond on display so quickly."

"Oh, well, the gem show had been planned for some time, you understand. Once I had the good fortune to acquire the Halifax Diamond, I simply had to make it the centerpiece of the show."

"Of course, of course," Daniel replied, seemingly in perfect understanding. He pointed to a security guard. "You seem to have security well in hand."

"I hired the best firm in all of Los Angeles," Cosgrove explained. "The Remington Steele Agency. Wonderful man, Steele. Seems to really understand the need to protect the gems as well as possible. Ah, here he is now," Cosgrove said as Laura and Steele came closer. "Mr. Steele. And who is this charming young lady?"

"My associate, Laura Holt. Miss Holt, Amos Cosgrove."

Cosgrove took Laura's hand. "Such beauty dims all of the gems in my display," he said, bringing her hand to his lips.

"Why, Mr. Cosgrove. Such flattery."

"Alas, flattery is almost all a man my age has left to offer, Miss Holt." He smiled at her, then at Steele. "And I'd like for you to meet the man that I bought the Halifax Diamond from, Mr. Steele. Daniel Chalmers. He's from England, too."

"Really?" Steele said, giving Daniel's hand the required shake. "It's been a long time since I was there."

"Perhaps you should visit," Daniel said pointedly.

"I'm- quite happy here," Steele replied.

"And I'm grateful that you're here, Mr. Steele," Cosgrove said. "Else I would have been forced to find someone else to guard my gems." He glanced across the room. "If you will excuse me, I see someone else that I must speak to." Giving Laura's hand another salute, he sighed. "Until later, Miss Holt."

"Charming little man," Laura commented, trying to ignore the men who were standing there, watching each other with distrust. "Oh, come on. I thought we had settled this."

"This won't be settled until it's finished and Daniel is on a flight back to London," Steele told her.

"Did you bring it?" Daniel asked Laura, ignoring his son.

She patted her purse as Daniel took a glass of champagne from a waiter. "Safe and sound."

"Good. All we need to do is create a diversion," Daniel said, then almost choked on his champagne. His eyes widened as Laura rushed to help him.

"Oh my. Are you okay?"

Daniel waved her back. "Don't look now, Harry," he said under his breath, "but Reginald Malcolm just came in."

Steele froze, didn't turn, and wished the floor would open up and swallow him. "Damn. I have to get out of here, Laura."

Daniel eyed his son with concern. "Why? You act as if Malcolm would recognize you."

"He would."

"I wasn't aware that you and he had ever met," Daniel said.

"How do you think he acquired that Monet he's so bloody proud of? Hmm?"

"Good God. Don't tell me that YOU-? But you never mentioned it- Don't look now, but he's seen me and is coming this way."

Steele took Laura's arm again. "Let's go to the gem room for a moment," he said, moving away. "It's dark in there- if they come in, maybe he won't recognize me."

"Harry," Daniel hissed, then turned to face Malcolm. "Why, Mr. Malcolm. What a surprise."

"Did you think I wouldn't keep an eye on you, Chalmers? Make sure that I get my property back?"

Daniel grabbed another glass of champagne. "Have something to drink, Malcolm, old man. Let me assure you, my plan to reclaim your property is underway as we speak."

Malcolm's dark gaze followed Steele and Laura across the room. "Who was that man you were talking to just now? He looked familiar."

"He has that kind of face," Daniel insisted. "Quite ordinary, actually. He's in charge of security for exhibit."

"So that's the great Remington Steele. Looks younger than I thought he was."

"In years, perhaps. I can assure you that-"

"I'm tired of your assurances, Chalmers," Malcolm said in a quiet voice, his eyes hardening into obsidian chips. "I want action. Tonight. If you don't have it back to me by tomorrow morning, you'll join your friend Horace."

Daniel gulped his drink. "Where can I reach you?"

Malcolm shook his head. "I'll be in touch." He finished his drink, then sauntered to the gem room.

Daniel watched him, then remembered that Harry and Laura were in there. He moved to follow the gangster at a discreet distance.


Murphy glanced up from his conversation with the daughter of a society matron, to watch as the man that Chalmers had been talking to was coming toward the gem room, with Chalmers following. "Excuse me," he told the girl, relieved to have a reason to excuse himself from her questions about Steele and the Halifax Diamond, and found Bernice gazing longingly at a ruby as big as her palm. "Do me a favor, will you? See if you can distract Chalmers. I need to talk to Steele."

"Sure," Bernice agreed, not about to turn down a chance to talk to her employer's mysterious father for a few minutes. She and Murphy parted company, going to different ends of the room, which was illuminated only the by lights coming from above each of the gem cases, focused on the gems inside.


Daniel paused before a display of amethysts, pretending to admire the stones as he surreptitiously watched Malcolm move toward the center of the room to look at the diamond. He started as an arm slipped through his. "Magnificent, isn't it?" Bernice Fox sighed, her eyes on the purple stone on the white velvet.

"Yes. Yes, it is. Impressive as well. There aren't very many amethysts of that size. And certainly none whose owners are willing to put them on public display."

"What if it were stolen?" Bernice asked. "Couldn't the thieves simply cut it into smaller stones-?

"No. Not this one, anyway. There's a small, hairline fracture deep inside." He noticed her peering at the gem and laughed softly. "You can't see it with the naked eye, my dear. But it's there. And if someone tries to split the stone, they run the risk of it shattering into a thousand tiny pieces which won't be worth nearly as much as this one is."

"You know a lot about gems, don't you, Mr. Chalmers?"

"A bit," Daniel admitted. He glanced around, noticing that Malcolm was only one case away from Harry and Laura.

Murphy positioned himself as close to Steele as he could without being seen. He had a feeling that trouble was brewing, and wanted to find out for himself what was going on. Laura and Steele were standing before a display case that contained a perfect sapphire, when the man who had been talking to Chalmers spoke.

"O'Leary, isn't it?"

Murphy saw Steele pause only a fraction of a second before smiling at the man. "I'm sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else." He extended a hand, while keeping Laura slightly behind him. "Remington Steele."

"Ah, yes. So Chalmers claimed. But I pride myself on remembering faces and names. And ten years ago, the name I put with yours was Michael O'Leary."

Murphy bit back a groan, wondering how many more of Steele's old "associates" were going to come out of the woodwork.

"Well, I'm Remington Steele now-"

"All right- but I think you and I need to have a little talk- MR. Steele."

"Now look," Laura began, pushing past Steele to confront Malcolm, and Steele quickly stepped back around her.

"Not here," Steele insisted, knowing that this had been a bad idea from the beginning.

"There isn't much time. Perhaps in the other room we might find a quiet place in which to conduct a business conference?"

"Malcolm-"

Malcolm extended a hand in silent invitation, the other hand remaining in his pocket, where Steele was inclined to believe he either carried a gun- or a switchblade knife, neither one of which he would hesitate to use if it became necessary, even in a crowded room. "Shall we?" When Laura would have joined them, Malcolm shook his head. "My business is with Steele. Private."

Steele glared at Daniel's stricken face as he led the way from the display room. "Who is that man?" Bernice asked.


Laura started to follow them, but found her arm grasped tightly by Murphy. "Who is he, Laura?"

Her eyes met Daniel's across the room.


Malcolm found a corner behind a potted plant that offered a reasonable amount of privacy. "Now. I suppose you're aware of my reason for being here?"

"The diamond," Steele admitted. "You want Daniel to steal it back for you."

"It's only fair. He lost it, he should get it back. But I have little confidence in your former mentor, Steele. No, I have a much better idea. YOU will steal the diamond."

"I don't do that kind of thing anymore," Steele reminded him.

"Oh, I would pay you," Malcolm assured him, continuing as if he hadn't spoken. "The remainder of what I owe Chalmers, plus ten percent for your risk."

"No amount of money is work the risk I would be taking, Malcolm," Steele said. "If I were caught-"

"Then you would have to take care not to be caught," Malcolm said. "And if you refuse, I might find it necessary to speak to the newspapers about the mysterious past of the great Remington Steele."

Steele straightened at the threat. "You're bluffing."

"Do you want to find out? I want that diamond by tomorrow morning. I will be in contact with you then." His eyes moved to where Laura and Chalmers were standing with Murphy and Bernice, heads together. "It would be a shame for your friends to be hurt as well. Have a pleasant evening- Mr. Steele."


"He's leaving," Murphy told the others, and Laura turned to him. "Follow him, Murphy. But not TOO close, okay? And be careful."

Steele crossed to them as Murphy left. "Where's Murphy going?"

"To follow Malcolm," Laura explained. Reading his concern, she put a hand on his arm. "Murphy can take care of himself. We need to know where Malcolm's staying."

"She's right," Daniel agreed. "What did Malcolm say?"

"He wants me to steal the diamond for him," Steele told them. "Or else he'll reveal my sordid past to the newspapers."

To Be Continued---



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